Made in China

Just a normal theater addict... LOL JK! No such thing!

May 28, 2012 1:47 am

Brutal Honesty Hour:

  • A - If I'm in love.
  • B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
  • C - How long it's been since I've kissed someone
  • D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
  • E - How many holes I have in my ears.
  • F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
  • G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
  • H - The last person I hugged.
  • I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
  • J - How old I am.
  • K- What my full name is.
  • L - If I have siblings.
  • M - If I forgive betrayal.
  • N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
  • O - If I like my school.
  • P - What kind of music I like.
  • Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
  • R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
  • S - 2 habits.
  • T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
  • U - How many texts I send daily.
  • V - 3 big dreams.
  • W - An idol.
  • X - If I've done something I regret very much.
  • Y - If I like my town and why.
  • Z - Ask any question you want.
1:47 am 1:46 am

PLEASE! Let's go, fuckers.

  • 1: my top 10 favourite bands.
  • 2: my top 10 favourite albums.
  • 3: my top 10 favourite songs.
  • 4: top 10 most attractive musicians in my opinion (dead or alive).
  • 5: do i listen to mp3s/cds/cassettes/vinyls.
  • 6: most overrated bands.
  • 7: most underrated bands.
  • 8: a guilty pleasure.
  • 9: the first band i really liked.
  • 10: the first album i bought with my own money.
  • 11: what bands my parents got me into.
  • 12: bands i have seen live.
  • 13: bands i want to see live.
  • 14: my favourite film soundtrack.
  • 15: what song am i listening to right now.
  • 16: last album i bought.
  • 17: a song i dislike from my favourite band.
  • 18: a band i used to love but now hate.
  • 19: least favourite bands.
  • 20: an unpopular opinion about music.
12:14 am
villenoire:

holy fucking woah, wonder if you’d die if you went in.
no it would take you to narnia ^

LET’S GO!

villenoire:

holy fucking woah, wonder if you’d die if you went in.

no it would take you to narnia ^

LET’S GO!

(Source: fascistbullyboy, via runnin2theheavens)

12:07 am 12:06 am 12:03 am 12:02 am May 27, 2012 11:59 pm
clearblueeskies:

but like what if she didn’t wake up for another 4 hours or something..
and if it’s 8:39 in the morning why does this guy only have 18% battery? everyone knows you charge your phone when you sleep because it makes sense i mean JEEZ WHAT AN IDIOT 

What all girls dream their boyfriend will do

clearblueeskies:

but like what if she didn’t wake up for another 4 hours or something..

and if it’s 8:39 in the morning why does this guy only have 18% battery? everyone knows you charge your phone when you sleep because it makes sense i mean JEEZ WHAT AN IDIOT 

What all girls dream their boyfriend will do

(Source: happinessisthesongshesings, via runnin2theheavens)

11:58 pm

My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

  • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
  • We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
  • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
  • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  • The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
  • Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.